LFC-EB: Player Songs

28th September 2001

The following compilation of Player Songs is provided Jaron Collis <jaron.collis@servista.com> - thanks, mate! I'm just offering web-space for it because he doesn't have any of his own.
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Player Songs
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Sander Westerveld
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Tune: The Obvious One

"He's big
He's Dutch
We like him very much
Westerveld Westerveld"


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Stephane Henchoz
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Tune: The Hi-Ho Song

"Henchoz, Henchoz
Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz
When they attack
He's always back
Henchoz
Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz..."


Tune: London Bridge is falling down

"Henchoz crossed the half way line
Half way line
Half way line
Henchoz crossed the half way line
Stephane Henchoz."


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Sami Hyypia
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Tune: The Addams Family

"In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Sami Hyypia"
Du du du duh click click! (optional)


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Markus Babbel
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Tune: Rivers of Babylon

"We've got Marcus Babbel on
Plays at the back
He scored a goal
In the UEFA Final"


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Vladimir Smicer
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Tune: Generic footy chant

"He's Czech
He's great
He's Paddy Berger's mate
Vladimir, Vladimir!"


Tune: Flintstones

"Smicer, Vladi Smicer
He's the greatest player in hostory
From the Czech Republic
He's about to score a goal for me"

(are these words supposed to be that sarcastic? :)


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Emile Heskey
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Tune: "the Thierry Henry song"

"Emile Heskey, Emile Heskey,
Emile Heksey Emile Heskey..." (repeat whilst bouncing up and down)


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Robbie Fowler
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Tune: That's Amore

"When the ball hits the net
It's a fairly safe bet that it's Fowler
Robbie Fowler

And when Liverpool score
You will hear the Kop roar "Oh, its Fowler
Robbie Fowler"

Ian Rush, Roger Hunt
Who's the best man up front? "Oh, its Fowler
Robbie Fowler"

He's the King of the Kop
He's the best of the lot
Robbie Fowler"


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Michael Owen
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Tune: Michael Row the Boat Ashore

"Michael Owen scored a goal, hallelujah!!!
Michael Owen scored a goal, hallelujah!!!"


Tune: Rene and Renata - Save you love for me (yipes!)

"Michael Owen score a goal for me
Just like the two you scored in Italy
Score another like in Roma
Then this lot can fuck off home-a
Michael Owen score a goal for me"


Tune: Bread of heaven:

"Michael Owen
Michael Owen
He's the greatest of them all
He's the greatest of them all"


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Jamie Redknapp
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No suggestions yet
Jamie Redknapp clap clap clap does not count


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Jerzy Dudek
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Tune: Hey Jude

"La la la lalalala, la la lala, Hey Dude"


Tune: Ferry 'cross the Mersey

"We're merry cos of Jerzy
 And Anfield's the place I love
 And here I'll stay
 And here I'll stay"


Tune: Camptown Races

"You can't put the ball in Dudek's net
Du-dek, Du-dek
He's a 6 foot Pole and he's in our goal
Jer-zy Du-u-dek"


Tune: Camptown Races (extended remix this one)

"Jerzy Dudek in our goal,
Dudek, Dudek,
Jerzy Dudek in our goal,
Poland's number one,
Sander's been and gone,
Dudek's number one,
Jerzy Dudek in our goal,
Poland's number one."


Tune: "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" (Manfred Man)

"Mighty Reds, Jerzy Dudek in our goal, (saving)
Dudek, Didi, Gary Mac, Vladi, Spud"


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Danny Murphy
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Tune: Skip to the loo (?)

"Super, super, Dan,
 Super, super, Dan,
 Super, super, Dan,
 Super Danny Murphy"


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Vegard Heggem
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Tune: Good King Wenceslas

"Vegard Heggem scored a goal on the feast of Stephen,
Vegard Heggem scored a goal as the fans were leaving,
Liverpool they won three-one
Carragher and Jamie,
Vegard Heggem scored a goal,
All the fans went crazy."


Tune: No limits

"Vegard, Vega, Vegard, Vega, Vegard, Vega, Vegard HEGGEM!"


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Patrik Berger
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Tune: Lola

"He's got long hair and he's strong as an ox,
And he scores great goals from the edge of the box,
His name is Berger,
whoa whoa whoa Patrik Berger."


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Dietmar Hamann
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Tune: Come On, Come On

"Hamann, Ha-mann,
Hamann, Ha-mann,
Hamann Ha-mann,
Hamann - DIDI!"


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Steven Gerrard
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Tune: Let it Be

"Stevie G, Stevie G
Stevie G, oooh Stevie G
He's a Spion Kopite
Stevie G"


Tune: 99 red balloons

"Stevie Gerrard for the 'pool
Stevie G for the 'pool
Stevie Gerrard, Stevie G
Stevie score a goal for me
You'll here this song echo around
From all 4 corners of the ground
He hits the net from 40 yards
Euro glories on the cards
With Stevie G and Gary Mac
The glory days are coming back
And Gerard Houllier's on the line
As 96 red balloons fly by
nananananananana"


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John Arne Riise

Tune: Waltzing Matilda

"John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise
Ran down the wing
and scored at the Pit
and we sang and we danced
and we shook the ground that's made of wood
John Arne Riise
scored at the Pit"


Tune: Hey Baby

"John Arne Riise....Ooh....Ahhh...
I wanna knoooooow how you scored that goal."


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20 Nick Barmby

Tune: Generic footy chant

"He's red, he's white,
he scored against the shite
Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby"


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21 Gary McAllister

Tune: Allouette

"Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,
 Gary Gary Macca

Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead )
yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)

Ooooohhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac

Oh we loved yer Derby Goal
Oh we loved yer Barca Pen
Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno
Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal
Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal
Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen
Oh we love your sweet right foot
Oh we got you on a free
Oh we went and won all 3

Oh Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac!!!!"


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Jamie Carragher
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No suggestions yet


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Igor Biscan
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Tune: Jacob biscuits ad

"If you like Croatian players,
We've got Biscan in our club"


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Gregory Vignal
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No suggestions so far. Quelle dommage!


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Jari Litmanen
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Tune: All You Need Is Love

"Jari Litmanen - da da da da da,
Jari Litmanen -  da da da da da,
Jari Litmanen - nen,
Jari's all you need"


Tune: "some old russian cossack tune" (q.v. Ronnie Rosenthal?)

"Jari, oh Jari Jari, oh Jari Jari,
oh Jari Litmenen Oi!!!"


Tune: The Hare Krishna chant

"Jari, Jari, Jari,
 O Jari, Jari,
 Jari, Jari ..." (you get the idea)


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Gerard Houllier
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Tune: French national anthem

"Allez allez, (Allez allez)
Allez allez, (Allez allez)
Gerard Houllier
Allez allez, (Allez allez)
Allez allez, (Allez allez)
Gerard Houllier"


Tune: Baha Men

"Hou let the Reds out...? Hou - Hou - llier!"


Tune: Go West

"Gerard, Gerard Houllier..." (repeat)


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Phil Thompson
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No suggestions yet

Feedback to <mike@miketaylor.org.uk> is welcome!