28th September 2001
The following compilation of Player Songs is provided Jaron Collis <jaron.collis@servista.com> - thanks, mate! I'm just offering web-space for it because he doesn't have any of his own.============ Player Songs ============ --------------------------------------------------------------------- Sander Westerveld ----------------- Tune: The Obvious One "He's big He's Dutch We like him very much Westerveld Westerveld" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Stephane Henchoz ---------------- Tune: The Hi-Ho Song "Henchoz, Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz When they attack He's always back Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz Henchoz..." Tune: London Bridge is falling down "Henchoz crossed the half way line Half way line Half way line Henchoz crossed the half way line Stephane Henchoz." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Sami Hyypia ----------- Tune: The Addams Family "In our defensive foursome He's absolutely awesome From corners he will score some It's Sami Hyypia" Du du du duh click click! (optional) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Markus Babbel ------------- Tune: Rivers of Babylon "We've got Marcus Babbel on Plays at the back He scored a goal In the UEFA Final" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Vladimir Smicer --------------- Tune: Generic footy chant "He's Czech He's great He's Paddy Berger's mate Vladimir, Vladimir!" Tune: Flintstones "Smicer, Vladi Smicer He's the greatest player in hostory From the Czech Republic He's about to score a goal for me" (are these words supposed to be that sarcastic? :) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Emile Heskey ------------ Tune: "the Thierry Henry song" "Emile Heskey, Emile Heskey, Emile Heksey Emile Heskey..." (repeat whilst bouncing up and down) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Robbie Fowler ------------- Tune: That's Amore "When the ball hits the net It's a fairly safe bet that it's Fowler Robbie Fowler And when Liverpool score You will hear the Kop roar "Oh, its Fowler Robbie Fowler" Ian Rush, Roger Hunt Who's the best man up front? "Oh, its Fowler Robbie Fowler" He's the King of the Kop He's the best of the lot Robbie Fowler" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael Owen ------------ Tune: Michael Row the Boat Ashore "Michael Owen scored a goal, hallelujah!!! Michael Owen scored a goal, hallelujah!!!" Tune: Rene and Renata - Save you love for me (yipes!) "Michael Owen score a goal for me Just like the two you scored in Italy Score another like in Roma Then this lot can fuck off home-a Michael Owen score a goal for me" Tune: Bread of heaven: "Michael Owen Michael Owen He's the greatest of them all He's the greatest of them all" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jamie Redknapp -------------- No suggestions yet Jamie Redknapp clap clap clap does not count --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jerzy Dudek ----------- Tune: Hey Jude "La la la lalalala, la la lala, Hey Dude" Tune: Ferry 'cross the Mersey "We're merry cos of Jerzy And Anfield's the place I love And here I'll stay And here I'll stay" Tune: Camptown Races "You can't put the ball in Dudek's net Du-dek, Du-dek He's a 6 foot Pole and he's in our goal Jer-zy Du-u-dek" Tune: Camptown Races (extended remix this one) "Jerzy Dudek in our goal, Dudek, Dudek, Jerzy Dudek in our goal, Poland's number one, Sander's been and gone, Dudek's number one, Jerzy Dudek in our goal, Poland's number one." Tune: "Do Wah Diddy Diddy" (Manfred Man) "Mighty Reds, Jerzy Dudek in our goal, (saving) Dudek, Didi, Gary Mac, Vladi, Spud" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Danny Murphy ------------ Tune: Skip to the loo (?) "Super, super, Dan, Super, super, Dan, Super, super, Dan, Super Danny Murphy" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Vegard Heggem ------------- Tune: Good King Wenceslas "Vegard Heggem scored a goal on the feast of Stephen, Vegard Heggem scored a goal as the fans were leaving, Liverpool they won three-one Carragher and Jamie, Vegard Heggem scored a goal, All the fans went crazy." Tune: No limits "Vegard, Vega, Vegard, Vega, Vegard, Vega, Vegard HEGGEM!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Patrik Berger ------------- Tune: Lola "He's got long hair and he's strong as an ox, And he scores great goals from the edge of the box, His name is Berger, whoa whoa whoa Patrik Berger." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dietmar Hamann -------------- Tune: Come On, Come On "Hamann, Ha-mann, Hamann, Ha-mann, Hamann Ha-mann, Hamann - DIDI!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Steven Gerrard -------------- Tune: Let it Be "Stevie G, Stevie G Stevie G, oooh Stevie G He's a Spion Kopite Stevie G" Tune: 99 red balloons "Stevie Gerrard for the 'pool Stevie G for the 'pool Stevie Gerrard, Stevie G Stevie score a goal for me You'll here this song echo around From all 4 corners of the ground He hits the net from 40 yards Euro glories on the cards With Stevie G and Gary Mac The glory days are coming back And Gerard Houllier's on the line As 96 red balloons fly by nananananananana" --------------------------------------------------------------------- John Arne Riise Tune: Waltzing Matilda "John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise Ran down the wing and scored at the Pit and we sang and we danced and we shook the ground that's made of wood John Arne Riise scored at the Pit" Tune: Hey Baby "John Arne Riise....Ooh....Ahhh... I wanna knoooooow how you scored that goal." --------------------------------------------------------------------- 20 Nick Barmby Tune: Generic footy chant "He's red, he's white, he scored against the shite Nick Barmby, Nick Barmby" --------------------------------------------------------------------- 21 Gary McAllister Tune: Allouette "Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead ) yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac) Ooooohhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac Oh we loved yer Derby Goal Oh we loved yer Barca Pen Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen Oh we love your sweet right foot Oh we got you on a free Oh we went and won all 3 Oh Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jamie Carragher --------------- No suggestions yet --------------------------------------------------------------------- Igor Biscan ----------- Tune: Jacob biscuits ad "If you like Croatian players, We've got Biscan in our club" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Gregory Vignal -------------- No suggestions so far. Quelle dommage! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jari Litmanen ------------- Tune: All You Need Is Love "Jari Litmanen - da da da da da, Jari Litmanen - da da da da da, Jari Litmanen - nen, Jari's all you need" Tune: "some old russian cossack tune" (q.v. Ronnie Rosenthal?) "Jari, oh Jari Jari, oh Jari Jari, oh Jari Litmenen Oi!!!" Tune: The Hare Krishna chant "Jari, Jari, Jari, O Jari, Jari, Jari, Jari ..." (you get the idea) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Gerard Houllier --------------- Tune: French national anthem "Allez allez, (Allez allez) Allez allez, (Allez allez) Gerard Houllier Allez allez, (Allez allez) Allez allez, (Allez allez) Gerard Houllier" Tune: Baha Men "Hou let the Reds out...? Hou - Hou - llier!" Tune: Go West "Gerard, Gerard Houllier..." (repeat) --------------------------------------------------------------------- Phil Thompson ------------- No suggestions yet