17th June 1991
The dramatis personnae is made up of two programmers. For some inexplicable reason, both are called Mike. For dramatic reasons, both speak with broad Yorkshire accents.The two programmers have just finished eating a massive pizza. They sit back contentedly, patting their stomachs.
And even when we got a similar but updated machine with 32 Meg of core and a gigabyte of disk, and a '486 CPU that outperformed our main office machine by a factor of ten, it were emulating the primitive one, because that's what the users wanted! And that were in the 1990s!
Author's NoteOK, I admit that this is a very obvious rip-off of the Monty Python sketch in which four Yorkshiremen look back on their childhoods, and progressively exaggerate the hardships that they and their families had to undergo. I'm sure they won't sue.
Since I wrote this sketch (seven years ago as I write), hardware has of course continued to leap ahead in massive bounds, so that the super-machine described in the final paragraph now sounds very mundane. Ah well, that's the price of progress.